Alexandra Nevermind

Wannabe Writer

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A bored housewife. A beautiful, married woman next door. And a passionate affair that’s hot enough to burn a casserole.

Before Susan started seeing Kelly, she was bored. Bored with the monotony of being a wife and mother. But now, she has a secret lover who satisfies her every desire.

Kelly is everything Susan isn’t: ambitious, open-minded, and free to play when and with whom she pleases. With her, Susan can be the person she’s always wanted to be.

But as their affair heats up, Kelly persuades Susan to fulfill her wildest dream: a threesome with her husband. Susan knows it’s wrong, but she can’t resist the temptation.

 

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Hello

i’m alex

I write smutty tales about spicy women and alpha males who like to get down and dirty. As a hedonistic Gemini, I’m obsessed with Irish butter, tie-dye, and wild blueberry scones.
When I’m not writing or eating (or writing about eating… pun totally intended), you can find me dancing around my apartment to ’70s funk music or trying to teach my cat, Mr. Meowgi, how to play fetch.

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What I Do

i write, therefore, i am…

…or something like that.

words are my religion

books are my playmates

Randomness

I thought you’d never ask…

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

I’m not a fan of pineapple on pizza. I mean, it’s one thing if you’re in the tropics and have access to fresh pineapples, but it just doesn’t make sense to me to put them on pizza. It’s like putting grapes on cereal or something.

Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person?

Yes! I was actually trying to send a sexy text message to my boyfriend, but I accidentally sent it to his mom instead. I was so embarrassed when she texted me back and asked what I was up to. Thankfully, she has a good sense of humor and we laughed it off. Moral of the story: always triple-check your recipients before hitting send!

What’s the best type of cheese?

It’s no secret that the stinkier the cheese, the better it tastes. This is because cheeses with a strong odor are high in sulfur-containing compounds, giving them their pungent aroma. These compounds are also responsible for the characteristic sharp taste of aged cheeses. ← Total random fact, I know. *Shrug*

So if you’re looking for a cheese that will blow your taste buds away, go for something stinky! My personal favorite is Roquefort, but there are plenty of other pungent cheeses to choose from. Just make sure you have some good wine on hand to help wash it all down.

What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?

The weirdest smell I have ever smelled was definitely stinky feet. I remember being at a football game with my friends and we were standing in the bleachers and someone behind us must have not washed their feet for weeks! It was so rank that I almost threw up. Seriously, who doesn’t shower regularly? Yuck!

i was created for this

"I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess."

Angelina Jolie

“There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”

Billy Joel

“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.”

Sophia Loren

“The way you make love is the way God will be with you.”

Rumi

“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.”

Swami X

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